Under the bus

The liquor is always better
In somebody else's pub
You dream about going up there
But that is a big flub
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the tavern floor
Such crappy things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the bus
Under the bus
AJ it's better
Down where it's darker
Take it from me
At ELQ they work all day
Outside the bar they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to drinkin'
Under the bus

Down here fans feel crappy
As we watch a contrived story
Why trash a legacy character
Who wanted to be better
Didn't we watch the same story
About twenty years ago
Are the writers simply lazy?
Time to quit this insipid show!

Under the bus
Under the bus
Everybody beat us
Blame us and kick us
It's cringeworthy
We what the sober folks overlook
Under the bus we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the bus
Under the bus
Since life feels numb here
We got the booze here
Naturally
Where Ron threw you
Soon more will join you
We got the spirit
You got to drink it
Under the bus

Es magia!

Sabrrrrrrrrrina! You smell like Puerto Rican snow!
How long 'til Carrrrrrrrlos gives her a chunk of glass?

Not enough bathroom sets on soaps.

 I'm a soap star

Now that's what I call taking out the trash!

That's how I look every morning before going to work:

Ok, not as flawless but certainly as hungover.